Kangaroo Jack: [slaps himself in the face; impersonates Dr. Evil; puts his sunglasses on; imitates Porky Pig stammering] Wait a minute! The movie is called Kangaroo Jack! It should end with me! I'm a ...

Outback Ollie: Nobody move, or Jessie here goes for a little swim with the crocs. And if I ain't mistaken, it's just about feeding time! Louis: Don't do it, Ollie! Think of the kids! Outback Ollie: ...

THE LOWDOWN: Two friends pursue a kangaroo after it runs off with the money they were supposed to deliver to a gangster. This must be producer Jerry Bruckheimer's idea of a kid's movie. Surely the ...