When you meet a new father on the road, he will ask you to celebrate with him in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2.

Brothers Sean and Vincent Bradish liked to photograph themselves drinking a toast to a successful heist. They also splashed out at least £500,000 on cars, prostitutes, drugs and Caribbean holidays.

Yet he remains the game's most popular player ... To be honest, most of my troubles - bankruptcy, drinking, gambling - were self-inflicted. But cancer is one thing I can't blame myself for.