For those too retarded to read my full open letter, including but not limited to the Word Police at HuffPost who inspired it, here's a summary of its main points.

HuffPost Headlines 5-27

🇺🇸 Trump bought up to $50,000 in UFC's parent company stock shortly before announcing a UFC fight on the White House South Lawn. The president promoted the event. The stock went up. He owned the stock.Draw your own conclusions.Source: HuffPost